In yet another attempt to secure funding for ISIS, Malory drags her agents to the luxury winter resort town of Gstaad to protect a Swiss billionaire's daughter from a kidnapping threat. But Archer soon finds out the real threat is his protectee: an underage nymphomaniac who will stop at nothing to bed the world’s greatest spy.
After Malory is wiped out in a Ponzi scheme, she hatches a scheme of her own: selling ISIS - lock, stock and snack machines - to archrival spy agency ODIN. Archer and the rest of the ISIS employees, rightfully fearing for their jobs, must use every trick in the book (ISIS Field Manual, 3rd Edition) to try to stop the sale.
When Archer's favorite call girl suddenly arrives for a visit, Archer is shocked to learn that she claims her new baby boy was fathered by him. She obtains a court order that forces him to take a paternity test in hopes of proving her claim.
Archer and Lana head to Louisiana to stop an ecoterrorist from blowing up a natural-gas pipeline. (Archer’s also looking forward to a Big Easy vacation.) Back at ISIS headquarters, Mallory orders the staff to go green to get “freebie socialist tax credits.” A flashback recalls Lana’s introduction to ISIS.
When members of Woodhouse's famed WWI Royal Flying Corps squadron start dying mysteriously, Archer tries to track down the killer.
Cyril agrees to help George Spelvin inject a virus into the ISIS mainframe so Cyril can defeat the virus and be seen as a hero.
Breast cancer strikes the Archer family---Sterling has it. "I'm trying to stay positive," he says. "I can beat this." But before surgery, he wants to bond with young Seamus (even though he isn't actually the baby's father) and take a Las Vegas vacation.
When Archer discovers that the chemotherapy drugs he has been taking are phony, he goes on a rampage against the Irish gangsters behind the scheme. He also makes friends with a fellow marijuana-toking cancer patient (voice of Joan Van Ark). Meanwhile, Cyril learns why Krieger is fluent in Portuguese.
Pam is abducted by kidnappers who mistake her for Cheryl. It seems that Cheryl wasn’t completely forthcoming about her background when she applied for her job at ISIS.
When a mysterious stranger summons Malory and her intrepid ISIS agents to Monaco, all bets are off! Well, actually all bets are on. Because Monaco is basically one giant casino, and Archer has $4 million in untraceable bearer bonds. Also, it's Gran Prix week, so you can just forget getting a hotel room
ISIS is raided and disbanded by the U.S. government when it transpires that the agency was never sanctioned by them. Its former staff discover a hidden vault containing one-ton of cocaine, and form a drug cartel to sell the drugs to fund their retirements. Then, Archer becomes Archer Vice.
Archer, Pam and Lana travel to Miami to visit some old friends. It's a fondue party!
Pam makes a deal that puts everyone in danger. Archer dons his slightly darker black suit to save the day.
Archer has to stage an intervention for Pam that gets derailed by an unwanted guest.
Malory buys a bus and takes everyone on a road trip. Put that hammer down and give it hell.
Archer decides to give Lana the perfect baby shower gift by forcing Kenny Loggins to sing a duet with Cherlene. Something something Danja Zown!
Archer travels to Columbia on a secret mission that becomes not so secret after he gets drunk.
Archer, Ray, and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river while Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory.
Archer avoids crash landing in a dangerous swamp only to come face-to-face with a shady arms dealer.
Archer and the rest of the ISIS gang are the guests of Gustavo Calderon and his wife Juliana. Calderon is a big fan of Cherlene but Juliana is a bigger fan of Archer.
Archer tries to keep his fling with the dictator's wife a secret while Krieger bonds with his clone-brothers.
Cyril becomes the new president of San Marcos, Cherlene becomes the first lady of country music, and Archer becomes a resistance fighter.
Archer helps Lana with the delivery of her baby, while Krieger tries to prevent the delivery of a deadly weapon.
Archer inserts himself into a domestic dispute and engine troubles threaten to ruin his business.
Archer estimates his impact on the world while Pam samples the local nightlife.
Archer, Pam, and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme.
Archer keeps an eye out for a past nemesis.
But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Pam has struck out.
Archer and Pam request help from a newcomer but he refuses to lend them a hand.
Archer helps defend a village from party crashers intent on ruining oysterfest.
Archer is in trouble with his Mother and the Comptroller because his expense account is way out of proportion to his actual expenses. So he creates the idea that a Mole has breached ISIS and he needs to get into the mainframe to hunt him down (so he can cover his tracks!). All this leads to a surprising ending.
Lana's residual lust for Archer prompts Malory to promote Cyril to field agent. Archer then trains his new competition as only he can, whilst Malory frets over her own past and her son's future.
Owing to a rash of agent deaths (the result of Sterling's carelessness), ISIS can't meet government diversity standards. Enter the gruffly elegant Conway Stern, an "onyx" agent who wears a Star of David around his neck. Conway is "a diversity double whammy," gushes Malory, but that and his secret-agent skills aren't the only reasons she hired him.
Malory hosts a dinner party for the UN intelligence chairman, Torvald Utne, in an effort to get a new weapons contract for ISIS. Unfortunately, a group of rival assassins have targeted Mr. Utne for elimination.
Malory's career is threatened when a sensitive videotape falls into the hands of a rogue (and roguish) Cuban agent, so she calls on Archer’s expertise in seduction to turn the tables on her blackmailer.
Archer must rescue Lana from the clutches of Skorpio, the infamous arms dealer. Meanwhile, Cyril fears not only for his girlfriend's life, but her succumbing to the seductive nature of Archer's heroics.
When a bomb threat jeopardizes the maiden voyage of the luxury airship Excelsior, Archer and the ISIS crew must battle the clock (and each other) to avert disaster.
After ISIS loses yet another lucrative contract to rival agency ODIN, Malory assigns Archer and Lana to embarrass ODIN by stealing a priceless diamond from their biggest client.
When Archer takes a higher-paying job at rival agency ODIN, Malory will stop at nothing to get him back.
Questions about the identity of Archer's real father lead him into a perilous trap... and an explosive confrontation with Malory.
Archer breaks into a mansion to repair a Hollywood starlet's honor.
Archer and Lana make a handoff while the others listen to the best voicemail ever.
A mysterious stranger surfaces and asks Archer to help him find his birth mother.
Archer and Lana go missing as a hostage situation gets out of control
Who's sexier, Cyril or Krieger? Pam or Cheryl? Only one way to find out: bar fight!
The on-again, off-again relationship of Archer and Slater causes a rift in the on-again, off-again relationship of Archer and Lana.
Archer and the gang are hired by renowned director, Ellis Crane, to investigate suspicious activity on the set of his new movie, Deadly Velvet.
Archer and the crew of the Seamus wake up to the smell of shepherd's pie and see a business opportunity in their new guest.
The crew provides entertainment for Bort while Barry-6 tries to crack Archer's safe.
Pam's sandwich ruins everyone's dinner by releasing something deep inside of them.
Archer must salvage a crashed plane in a jungle filled with relics from World War II.
An agent from the past has a hand in creating tension between Archer and Lana.
Archer, Lana, and Ray climb their way to the top of an assassin’s hit list.
Pam takes Archer to her sister's wedding but gets side-tracked with technical difficulties.
The gang gets to work early so they can spend some quality time together.
Archer’s first weekend alone with baby AJ is soiled by a Pakistani intelligence officer.
A rescue mission turns into an out-of-this-world visit to Area 51.
Lana introduces Archer to her parents. Archer introduces Lana's parents to high-speed chases.
Slater has the gang swindle the Durhani royal family and Gillette lends a hand.
An office romance is interrupted by the Russians.
Archer and Lana travel to Wales for a romantic getaway of aiding separatists. Story Inspired from a Rousing Tale by Matthew Rhys
Archer and the gang prepare for their most fantastic voyage ever.
Archer tries to find out who killed his partner, but accidentally gets in bed with Mother, a notorious L.A. crime boss.
A mysterious woman hires Archer to fake her death but Archer is unable to rise to the occasion.
Archer tries to escape from jail with the help of a crazed heiress and a dysfunctional jazz quartet.
While investigating a kidnapping, Archer reveals too much about Figgis and Krieger reveals too much about his past.
Dutch becomes a new man while Archer's ransom exchange goes up in smoke.
All roads lead to Len Trexler as Archer and the gang try to avoid unfriendly ghosts.
Archer and Trexler try to escape a rampaging Dutch by telling the world's worst knock-knock joke.
Archer is shocked to learn that his mother is dating Archer's idol/hero/man-crush, Burt Reynolds.
Cyril is promoted to field agent, while Malory institutes a strict drug-testing policy. Neither of which sit well with the staff of ISIS.
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police enlist the help of ISIS to transport a captured Canadian terrorist. On a train.
Archer's surprise birthday present - a high-tech, souped-up spy car - leads to all sorts of other surprises. None of which are good.
Malory turns to Archer and Lana for help when she finds herself in a compromising situation with the Italian prime minister.
Archer must help Gillette save his younger brother from a crooked sheriff in the backwoods of West Virginia.
Archer's sex life compromises his effectiveness as an agent. But more seriously than the countless other times.
Archer is faced with a dilemma when his murdered fiance, Katya, miraculously reappears. In Krieger's lab.
Season finale. Archer and the rest of ISIS are held captive by mutineers on the International Space Station.
Archer and his colleagues at ISIS voyage to the final frontier in an effort to prevent a catastrophe on the International Space Station.
Archer, I mean Bob, has amnesia and decides the only cure is a spa weekend.
Archer and his former best friend are holed up in the Vermont wilderness, fighting hard to come out on top.
Archer's fear of cyborgs hits home when Krieger offers to make robotic legs for Gillette.
The beginning of beautiful hatred between Archer and his new stepfather plays out as the two are chased by gangsters.
Archer's former fiancée calls on him to rescue her cyborg boyfriend from outer space, but he has other things on his mind.
Archer is bitten by a snake in a "special place".
Archer, Lana, and Cyril go undercover in celebrity chef Lance Casteau's hellish kitchen.
Archer heads to the Mexican border to capture a notorious coyote, which is Spanish for coyote.
Archer and Lana pose as newlyweds to stop a sale of enriched uranium.
Archer and Lana extract an agent from Morocco only to find out his bark is worse than his bite.
Archer must rescue the Pope from an assassination plot using Woodhouse as a decoy. Operation Bad Habit is a go.
Cheryl's brother Cecil Tunt and his girlfriend Tiffy drive her crazier than usual as they travel into the Bermuda Triangle. Where mysteries abound!.
Archer and the ISIS crew go to an underwater SEA LABoratory to stop the deranged Captain Murphy.